A friend sent this to me and I just had to share with all my pirate-loving readers:
Yarrrr, pirate jokes are fun!
Here are some more:
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?”
The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”.
What’s a pirate’s favorite noble gas?
Did you here about the pirate who lost all his money? He was HOOKED on gambling.
Who is a pirate’s worst enemy?
His arrrrch nemesis.
You can see even more (and a video with the Dread Pirate Ted) here: A2 Armory Pirate Jokes.